"LIFE! life is like a lime. Mmm, tart and tangy sweet, ooooh so sublime. Quiet! Speechless, like a mime. BOLD and NOISY like a crime! Don’t you dare waste my time! ‘Cause life can STOP… On a dime."




sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video




wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU




mockingjalie:

#raise your hand if you´re proud of this character development




slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”




deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully




thatfunnyblog:

This is my favorite




kekkes:

overpriced




saucefactory:

Lips porn 

THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IN BEACON HILLS ISN’T LITERALLY KISSING THAT MOUTH EVERY CHANCE THEY GET IS A FACT MORE UNLIKELY AND SUPERNATURAL THAN THE NEMETON OR THE KANIMA OR THE NOGITSUNE OR ANY OF THE OTHER “SUPERNATURAL” SHIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN BEACON HILLS

SERIOUSLY JEFF YOU’VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT FOLKS WANT TO FUCK THAT MOUTH, YES? BRUISE IT? BITE IT? KISS IT SO HARD IT GOES ALL RED AND SOFT AND SWOLLEN?

I S2G STILES’S MOUTH DESERVES A SEASON ALL OF ITS OWN WITH A STORY ARC THAT INVOLVES IT BEING KISSED AND/OR CARESSED AND/OR FUCKED BY EVERY OTHER CHARACTER ON THE SHOW AND IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE

PLEASE AND THANK YOU JEFF




jaba-the-slut:

LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER




henrybearthebear:

ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.




phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?




wastelandbanditorion:

Glad to see we have our priorities straight 




weatethehorse:

orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

Wicked




airportcarpets:

The time I asked Bryan Fuller to name one of Will’s dogs “Applesauce” and he obliged